I don't give a bleep about fitness centers

These places drain your money and soul. Okay, they know we want to lose weight, wheter for health reasons, dating or just so our boobs don't hang to the ground-so what do they do offer these great promotions and then get us with the hidden fees.

"No long-term contract. No excuses. Our new easy monthly payment plans help you get the body you want with the convenience you deserve. Commit to yourself, not a contract" (courtesy of bally total fitness)

Now for many of us who like me fell for the NO LONG TERM CONTRACT and EASY MONTHLY PAYMENTS now realize we have made this deal with the devil. They know my butt ain't getting up EVERYDAY to excercise. They also know they have my credit card (much like Netflix). I get to the gym (doesn't matter what time) always crowded, I can't get to my favorite treadmill, yada yada.







I had decided to forget about the excercise centers and just WALK. It is FREE and I can do it anytime I want. I don't have to wait for Ramon to get his sweaty balls off the stepper.

...why don't folks WIPE down the equipment. The towel should NOT be a decoration around your neck.

...So no more MONEY to these fitness centers. I am going to walk, eat more healthy, and pick my drooping breasts up off the ground and just be the sexy person I know I am!

I don't give a bleep about- Eyebrow Threading

Eye brow threading? What is it you ask? Well I can tell you that is some painful mess! I have heard some folks get it and they didn't even know the person had finished. Well what happens? I get it and I was in a world of hurt.
Eyebrow threading is a depilation technique which originated in India, although it is also widely practiced in the Middle East. Salons in America offer the service to to American women.Threading can be used to remove other facial and body hair as well.

I can just imagine a hairy face women requesting this procedure. I am sure it would take a lot of thread. I hate doing my hairbrows period, but it is do them or look like grizzly Adams sister. (and that ain't happening)

The chick that did my brows did not look that menacing but honey-chile when she got to yanking the hairs out with that thread, dang, my tears couldn't even come I just cried inside.

This is what I felt like doing

In The Hospital

It has been quite some time since I have ventured on this blog. I have been in the hospital and have had other medical things dealing with. I pondered long and hard wether I should just let this go, because writing and having difficulty breathing do not go hand in hand.

I thank many of you that have supported me since the inception of this blog.

I can't promise my subcribers I will write every "DAY," but I will now be able to write more frequently.

I don't Give a Bleep about not eating Carbs

STOP TELLING ME TO STOP EATING CARBS..I love carbs. Why are folks so worried about what "others" are saying about them. I love Carbs, Carbs are my friends and Idon'tgiveableep who doesn't like the fact I am eating them.

I feel like a couch potato today

Below is a picture of my dream date. God I love this guy, He so fine. He is very "sweet" on me..Don't hate, congratulate

I Don't Give a Bleep About Artificial Sweetners

Why are there so many artificial sweetners...arrgh! I went to my favorite pancake house, "International House of Pancakes," and asked for a cup of cofee. My goodness she brings back this huge mug with about 10 different sweetners. Some I wasn't even aware of. I guess the latest thing is to have "cane sugar" as a sweetner. I don't know if I-Hop is competing with Starbucks but this as absolutely ridiculous.

You ever read the ingriedients on a unsweetened soda bottle label? I mean there are words in there that I can say much less spell. Why do the sugar free sodas always taste so darn sweet.

I see why I a saving calories. They trying to give me Cancer and kill my butt.




Thank God we are now starting to have consumers reject diet soda. Diet soda stands at the center of America’s passion for soft drinks.It seems however, that studies suggesting the toxic nature of its many sweeteners, lackluster advertising, and an increased health consciousness in the United States have done little to stop its growth. Even though some are opting for a more healthier beverage many of you out there still chug your, "diet pepsi" or "diet coke."

These damn advertisizers that are shoveling these commercials down our throat don't give a rat's behind about your health.

I tam telling you the only way to go is drinking a free drink called, "WATER!"

I Don't Give a Bleep About Breast Feeding Men

What in the hell is this kind of nastiness.

Not everyone can fit in that

I know in some parts of the country that spring is not even a thought, much less summer. However, I thought I would advise folks early. Please, don't try to squeeze your size 25 body into a size 12 bathing suit.

Last year, I almost fried my corneas, with the visions of beachwear that I saw. I know your sister or your mom told you that it was okay to wear that itsy, bitzy, polka-dot bikini, but trust me- THEY LIED.

I have many friends that are in denial. I on the 0ther hand know that "denial" is NOT a river in Africa. The fact is my stomach (s) will never let me see myself in a two piece. I actually am alright with that. Over the years I have learned to love my belly. I mean it actually comes in handy sometimes. I rub it, I pat it, I can sit my plate on it. My belly is my friend.

Would I like to lose weight? Sure, however in the process of trying to do so, I don't stuff myself into tight clothes. I hate tight clothing. First off it can cut off your circulation and of course the biggest reason (as previously mentioned), it is not cute!

So while some folks thaw out and dream of that wonderful sun in the fun time, remember that the mirror does not lie-wear clothing fits

Awright Kinshar, if I did it for you

Lawd, what we won't do for our "peoples" (lol). Okay, Kinshar don't like my word verification. So I really haven't had any crazy azz folks attack my posts yet, so for sistah Kinshar I will see "temporarily" how it goes removing my word verification.

It is in place to control spamming. Cause you know some crazy spamming folks out there.

so for da sistah ova at Kinshar's World

Now stay strong sis. I know you loves your African and all but now "REALLY" would he turn off word vefication for you...lol


Check this crazy sista's site out. She wild and real. Actually like me

Santa Claus Sucks- (kids close your eyes!)

What is with these Santas lately? Why are they looking so malnourished. Dang! I remember when my mom use to let me sit on Santas lap when I was a little kid. I think I peed on one of them (yup knowing me I did).

I use to think, what is this fat, white dude in the beard gonna do for me. We live in the projects, we don't have a roof and I know he gonna fall off the fire escape and die. However, ever year Santa must have made it up that fire escape cause we got our gifts and the reindeers got their cookies.




I have to admit I was thirsty and use to sneak back and drink the milk.

I went to the Mall yesterday and I swear Santa Claus must be anorexic. His belt was falling off, his beard was real but it looked like he hadn't taken a bath in awhile and he HO HO HO was not jolly at all.

I know I wouldn't let my kid sit on his lap, he looked like he was a perv. Yup, Santa Claus all the real Santas are gone. Santa just sucks man..

Something to Make You Smile

I bet this baby just got look at our economy!

I Don't Give A Bleep About- false advertisizing

The above ads are parodies, however they are based off of the true theories. Many advertisers put out all this fluff when they have these commercials or billboard ads displayed. How many times have you stayed up late at night an seen all those "infomercials" where they claim to do all those "amazing," things. Come on, if the product was so wonderful, the manufactures would not be hawking it at $19.99.

What about those food ads? I have see a Big Mac, Jack in the Box Burger and many other food items that DO NOT look like that when they serve it to me.


What big mac advertises




Now what they "really" serve

I Don't Give a Bleep About- wedding rings

Don't get me wrong, I have been married and I love to wear a wedding ring as a sign of commitment to my partner and marriage....BUT....why does it TAKE so long to get rid of that DARN IMPRINT in your left finger when you get a divorce??

Dang, It has been 5 years now since I have been "officially" divorced and recently JUST stop seeing the imprint on my finger. It is like some bad HAIR RINSE....you know you buy it for temporary use but it ends up staining your scalp for months. wait...bad comparison...lol!

Now, then there is the cost. If it is a symbol of "love" why do some women have their "intended" spouse take out a loan to pay for the ring. If it is something you can't budget, then maybe you need a "smaller' commemoration of your love.

My ring (remember the one I said left that imprint for 5 years) cost little over $100.00. I got it on sale at J.C. Penny. You probably needed a microscope to see the diamond. Hey, but I was married for 23 years, so I don't think the cost of the "ring" was ever the issue.

Why don't men like to wear rings? My ex husband did (at least when I saw it on his hand) ...you know how that story can goes. I hear everything from it itches, I don't want to lose it...and yada yada.

Then why does society "expect" a woman to wear a ring if she is married. Isn't that double standards?


Oh Check out these really Weird wedding rings..how odd!

I Don't Give A Bleep About-Women who don't shave their arms

My girlfriends say I am crazy. (well I am but that is another story for another day). Women, I know it might be "fashionable" in some countries but PULEEEEEEEEEEEZE shave your arm pits. Thank God for weather change. I had to endure some sight this summer that made my eyelashes curl.

Did I mention the "caked on deodrant?" Hey, does anyone remember "creme sachet?" My granny swore by that stuff. She used to use the creme deodrants as well. However, when you sweat that stuff got drippy.

I am writing this because I saw a lady today whose underarm look like she had "Buckwheat in a headlock."

It was rough.

I Don't Give A Bleep About-Skid Marks

Yes you are reading right, my latest rant is about men who do not wash their "neither regions" properly. Now, you might say, this is quite a disgusting thing to address, but no more "strange" then people who act forget to use the "facilities," but do not wash their hands. Can say DOUBLE EWWWW!!




I have a boy (well a man now) who I taught that importance of "hygiene." So why OH LAWD WHY? do I have to do the laundry and THERE IT IS THE DREADED (everyone gasp now.....SKID MARK!!) The true sign of you did not use the WET ONES on the sink (right next to the toilet).

To some of you this may be the "forbidden Fruit" topic, but for me and my box of Tide, it is a sad thing.

How to ruin a picture

I found this during my internet romp and would say this is surely a way to ruin a fun vacation picture.



Now I would blame my friend (and I choose that word loosely) for not telling me to wait before I pose or something.

I Don't Give a Bleep About the Stimulus Check

Okay by now most of you have received your stimulus checks in the mail. You know the money the government made a big deal about giving folks to supplement their income. Now, initially the money was to be used to help the economy. This means that it was suppose to be spent in the retail environment. YEAH RIGHT (lol)!

How many folks really used it for that? I so people using it for groceries, but mostly I saw folks putting it in their savings account or paying off a loan. How irresponsible. If the government said to buy the $500.00 dollar pair of Nikes, then by gummit, that is what you should of done.

I didn't get one, because I am a sad excuse for what poor folks look like. I did not make enough. But my RICH neighbor (the millionaire) gets one because he filed. What?

yeah...I can honestly say I don't give a bleep about the Stimulus Check.

I Don't Give a Bleep About-Artificial Nails

I use to wear artificial nails (about 2 years ago I stopped), then I sat down one day and counted the amount of money I spent to pay to get my nails done. I could of bought a whole new dining room set with that money.

I type a lot (well, heck who doesn't if they are own a blog), and sometimes it is difficult to do so with nails. The real reason I stopped though was due to an article I saw on nail fungus and the damage it can do. Some of the grossest pictures I ever saw.

Then their are the nail salons. Do Americans own nail salons anymore. I was thinking of taking a Vietnamese language course or a Chinese language course because these are mostly who own all the local nail shops in my area.

Since I stopped getting artificial nails placed on my hands, not only has there been a savings, but my own, natural nails have grown. I do keep them manicured.

This one lady said she used them because they were excellent in picking her nose. Wow, buying and 20 dollar nail set to pick my nose just seems like a waste of money, (but it could be just me).

I Don't Give a Bleep About-Cinco De Mayo

Why did my co worker take off today because she is "extending" her celebration of Cinco De Mayo? what? Since I have Latino in my family ancestry I understand the importance of recognizing ones history, but why is my Jewish (New York City born) co worker taking a day off to celebate a Mexican commemoration day?

Well according to VivaCincodeMayo.com, "Mexico declared its independence from Span on midnight, September 15th 1810. However on May 5th 1862 4,000 Mexican Soldiers smashed the French and traitor Mexican army of 8,000 at Puebla Mexico."The site states the Mexican soldiers in gratitude for the supplies by the American Army, they crossed the border and many joined the United States Armed Forces (after Pearl Harbor), to fight for the continued freedom of America.

Okay, so let me get this straight, we celebrate Cinco de Mayo, but we patrol the borders of Mexico daily to make sure the folks picking the oranges, limes and other produce grown in America stay out. huh?





Now do you see why I don't give a bleep? Hypocrisy is not a good thing to exhibit.


VIVA DE REVOLUTION!!

I Don't Give a Bleep About -Tax Evaders

Well, one thing is a certainty in life, tax and death. If the tax doesn't kill us first. I am so sick of celebrities not paying their taxes. What makes them so special? The latest one being Wesley Snipes. I love his movies, but I also paid to see his movies, which enabled him to garner an income. Now, Mr. Snipes you chose to live in at triple figure house, I didn't. All Uncle Sam said, if you make it, imma take it. However Mr. Snipes you felt it was "beneath you" to pay taxes for more then 10 years.


But U.S. District Judge William Terrell Hodges said Snipes exhibited a "history of contempt over a period of time" for U.S. tax laws, and granted prosecutors the sentence they requested — one year for each of Snipes' convictions of willfully failing to file a tax return from 1999-2001.

His argument was that he did not feel the government should collect taxes. Well, there I agree, but since my bible states, "Give unto Caesar what is Caesar," then even from biblical times it seems that money owed should be paid.

Didn't this guy play SIM CITY? I mean in order to be Mayor of Sim City you had to have money to fix things that went wrong in your city. That means that you had to tax certain things to get the funding. So even though I don't like paying taxes, I understand the premise behind it. We need it in order to maintain a stable economy.

Idontgivebleep is satisfied that justice has been served. If it was you or I it would not take us 10 years to get audited and convicted. Since celebs put on their pants one leg at time I feel that makes them the same as you and I.

I don''t Give a Bleep About -noise pollution

Stop honking y0ur horn at me. I am so tired of folks blowing their horn at me when I am driving. I am in the slow lane for a reason. It is because I feel like going slow. I am driving 65 because it is the speed limit. So why the heck are you blowing your horn at me. You know some people blow their horn for no damn reason. I think just because it a part of the car. That is so rude.

I tripped out the other day. I didn't drive and took the bus downtown. Why was someone honking at the bus because it pulled over to pick up a passenger. Huh? Were they morons? Who honks at a bus? If someone cuts me off, I am like, whatever. It cost too much to be stressed at strangers. Not to mention it makes absolutely no damn sense.

We have people honking, we have loud music blaring. Yeah, wait I got to write about my Idon'tgiveableep about these kids playing their music loud. That is the worse noise pollution. Why do you need 50 speakers in your Volkswagen beetle? Is that necessary.

I think that crazy show, "Pimp My Ride" added to the madness. Now everyone wants their car bling blinging with speakers larger then the ride.