I don't give a bleep about new slot machines

I don't gamble, however if I go to Vegas or Reno occasionally I enjoy playing the slot machines. What has happened to the slot machines? Whose bright idea was it to create "penny machines?" These machines are such a rip -off. We all know 100 pennies equal one dollar. So why is it that in order to really get any returns off of these penny machines you have to put in about $5.00?

I miss the "one arm bandit." The feel of power when you pulled that handle and let er rip! What a rush. The lights flashing, flashing, man this was one orgasmic feeling when you heard that wonderful sound of all the lights flashing, indicating a big payoff. The sound of the clinking coins was so surreal.



I know most of the machines still give you the choice of pulling the handles, but now the clinking is replaced with a little slip of paper-with the denomination you have won. Such an injustice.



It takes me half the night to read the rules on the slot machines, that by the time I finally understand the game, it is time to close up the darn casino.

I want my OLD machines back. I want my one- arm bandits back. I want to carry my buckets around and show off all the way to the cash out machine. If someone even thinks of robbing me I will just take one of my rolled up coins and knock them out. God the good old days

What is so funny

I should of did this picture for "Wordless Wednesday." I wonder what this Kitty is thinking. Probably just ate a whole family of mice an cracking up or trying to not regurgitate them.

I don't give a bleep about- Sex Aid Commericals

What is wrong with folks? Every time I turn on the television they have these commericals showing folks how to have "pleasurable" sex with these new "products."

Oh and now they got the ExtenZE Penis Enlargement commerical on the cartoon network? Huh? What is wrong with these advertisers? Don't they have children? Is it all about money?







and then we have to deal with that damn BOB? Now you know (well most men know) if they have a hard on for 24 hours that would NOT be pleasurable. More then likely they would seek medical help. But not BOB. Bob would smile if he was burnt with the coffee he was holding.

I hate this commerical. It is so stupid.

I don't give a bleep about- Eyebrow Threading

Eye brow threading? What is it you ask? Well I can tell you that is some painful mess! I have heard some folks get it and they didn't even know the person had finished. Well what happens? I get it and I was in a world of hurt.
Eyebrow threading is a depilation technique which originated in India, although it is also widely practiced in the Middle East. Salons in America offer the service to to American women.Threading can be used to remove other facial and body hair as well.

I can just imagine a hairy face women requesting this procedure. I am sure it would take a lot of thread. I hate doing my hairbrows period, but it is do them or look like grizzly Adams sister. (and that ain't happening)

The chick that did my brows did not look that menacing but honey-chile when she got to yanking the hairs out with that thread, dang, my tears couldn't even come I just cried inside.

This is what I felt like doing

In The Hospital

It has been quite some time since I have ventured on this blog. I have been in the hospital and have had other medical things dealing with. I pondered long and hard wether I should just let this go, because writing and having difficulty breathing do not go hand in hand.

I thank many of you that have supported me since the inception of this blog.

I can't promise my subcribers I will write every "DAY," but I will now be able to write more frequently.

Watery Wednesday

The Lake

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Watery Wednesday

looking over the railing, but I just love the way the sun seemed to be dancing on the water



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More of my marina shots..

What is up with these weird bras?

What in the world is this crap?









Why is it glowing? I mean it isn't going to stay on long








I don't know about this bra, aren't his hands cold?




I wonder if that is real rice?




And the weirdest thing I have ever seen


MAN BRAS!!


only in Japan...

I Don't Give a Bleep About-Customer Service Reps

How does that song start, "Where do I begin, to tell the story..." Customer Service Representatives, is this what happens when the GED system in America goes array. Don't get me wrong we have some wonderful people out there who have not only perfected the art of wonderful customer service but make you feel like you are getting a warm massage when you interact with them.

Sadly it is the "others" that make the good ones all but get lost in the sauce. I could (and I am sure others can as well) tell a million horror stories involving a customer service experience.

However, I found this YOUTUBE clip that describes it best for me.



This clip is from MadTV and although fictional in nature (but hellah funny), it doesn't fall from from the truth. How can you SCREW up a BURGER KING ORDER.....dang!

New Blogs I Like

Okay I had some time today and decided to peruse the wonderful world wide web, aka- Cyberspace. I found some really interesting blogs out there. Not all humorous or comedy. I actually have and ecclectic choice when it comes to reading manners. So if you like my blog...check out some of these as well.

• Scott's tip of the day( Scottstipoftheday) is actually a good read. He visited my blog an asked me in turn to check his out. I really enjoyed it. He, like I, states his opinon on a variety of matters. I don't know if anyone actually takes Scott's tips to heart, but HEY, the dude does make some sense in some of his suggestions. (and yes Scott is right Homeless folks sometimes do smell- well- its' just a fact)
  
• The Angry Clown-(Angryclown). I like dude, I mean he is lewd and crude, but HEY we all have our good side..lol He is very straightforward with his commentary, so if you get easily offended, then HEY....just move on to the next post. You know I don't give a bleep if you check any of these folks out..hell I like them.
• The Flint Skinny Blog -the flint skinny- I must admit I do like blogs that are unconventional. When I was younger I was so radical. I use to make pizza without sauce (using hoagie rolls) and actually convinced people it was the sauce that had us brainwashed into thinking pizza was good. So this blog sorta runs the gamut of strange or weird humor-whatever- the posts Idon't like I simply skip over..
• Regina Family Seasons- (reginafamilyseasons)- Okay, you guys caught me. This isn't a new blog I recently started reading but I love it so much I have to include it in at least ONE post a month..SWEET, SEXY, COOL! (sounds like a singing group huh)..but Regina got that Down home sweetness..the fact she is a transplant like me from NEW YORK makes a her a super cool chick. Her blog is honest and makes you feel good reading it....SO CHECK IT OUT.....YOU BETTER!
• The Angry Jew- (theangryjew)- What is up with all these angry folks..good gracious..lol Well, if you what a wide view on politics and you were a fan of the old dude at the end of 60 minutes, then you will love this guy.

So those were some of the most recent ones I visited and liked...I will be back. I think since folks like awards. I don't give a bleep will create and award for blogs who really post what they feel and dont give a bleep what others think about what they right..


YEAH...hmmm...I think I will call it the IDONTGIVEABLEEP AWARD...that's only cause I am so original...

Mellow Yellow Monday

I generally don't participate in many memes but I thought this one was pretty cool

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Here is my Mellow Yellow Monday Picture











I poured some cream of corn in a pot (about to make some soup)

Top Ten Things of Last Year That I Dontgiveableep About

These are (in PICTURE FORM) the TOP TEN THINGS IDONTGIVEABLEEP about for the year 2008. These were either things or people that absoulutely annoyed me or they was overkill in the media. I would love to see the things that you did not give a bleep about as well for the year 2008. So if you want to ADD YOUR OWN pictures to your site and don't forget to link back and share it with us. This is not a meme, but I think it would be fun to see what were some of your pet peeves for last year

I will start from 10 backwards!

10.... Amy Winehouse ups and down with the drug scene was just annoying in 2008. The fact she won a grammy award as the top album didn't seem to help, it just made it more annoying.

9... Same sex marriage was very controversial in 2008. I think the homeless in our country would disagree that it was something to constantly be worried about. I think if the government put more thought in solving other issues affecting America then we would be better off.

8.... First we took the kids, then we give back the kids, then we wondered if we should take the kids again. We spent more airtime on the Polygamist in Utah and Colorado then we did in celebrating the victories in the Olympics last year.

7.... The Diaster Pastor. Jeremiah Wright became this symbol of what Pastor NOT to have in your corner if you were running for President. This was a way to try to discredit Obama...and WE HAD TO LISTEN to it OVER and OVER and OVER and OVer again. However, he put himself constantly in the news by making negative comments again and again. I was SO happy when the media stopped giving this man airtime.

6.... Now don't get me wrong I loved Michael Phelps but he was NOT the only one that entered the Olympics. So much airtime was spent on this dude that we didn't get to see or hear about some of the wonderful accomplishments of some of the other athletes. Swimming wasn't the only event.

5... The Presidential Race seemed to go on forever. The debates, more debates, more debates, slanderous comments, debates, mudslinging, more debates...I thought it would NEVER END. Half of my favorite shows were pre-empted due to this election. I know it was important to have one but DANG!..we focused so much on the election that (again) many important issues effecting our country were left hanging. Afterawhile it seemed that Hilary, John and Obama were the only things that Americans focused on.

4.. I really didn't give a bleep about the rising gas prices. I thought I was going to have to sell blood to fill up my tank. This really sucked because it caused so many people to become "couch potatoes." We couldn't go anywhere so we were at the mercy of the television stations. I am SOOOO happy gas prices have gone down.

3... Sarah Palin. What can I say, this woman set woman's suffarge movement back centuries. OMG! What were the republicans thinking. Everytime she opened her mouth I cringed!

2..... I was tried of hearing about the government giving all these BAILOUTS to these corporations and leaving the average citizen to fend for themselves. I was tired of hearing about how bad WALL STREET was doing when no one was giving a damn how bad I was doing.

and the NUMBER ONE THING that I "REALLY DID NOT GIVE A BLEEP ABOUT IN 2008 was"...

DRUM ROLL PLEASE....

ALL I CAN SAY ABOUT HIM IS what N' SYNC would say------> BYE BYE..

Put Some Clothes On Bob

Bob before


Bob After



Robert Crowley considers himself a cross between Indiana Jones and Robinson Crusoe.Robert is a high school physics teacher in Gorham, Maine and holds both Associate and Bachelor degrees in forestry from the University of Maine


Okay...BUT DAMN! BOB PUT ON SOME CLOTHES DUDE! YOU LOOK LIKE A WALKING DEAD EACH WEEK!

Okay, I can breathe now that I have written this

Awright Kinshar, if I did it for you

Lawd, what we won't do for our "peoples" (lol). Okay, Kinshar don't like my word verification. So I really haven't had any crazy azz folks attack my posts yet, so for sistah Kinshar I will see "temporarily" how it goes removing my word verification.

It is in place to control spamming. Cause you know some crazy spamming folks out there.

so for da sistah ova at Kinshar's World

Now stay strong sis. I know you loves your African and all but now "REALLY" would he turn off word vefication for you...lol


Check this crazy sista's site out. She wild and real. Actually like me

I Don't Give A Bleep About- false advertisizing

The above ads are parodies, however they are based off of the true theories. Many advertisers put out all this fluff when they have these commercials or billboard ads displayed. How many times have you stayed up late at night an seen all those "infomercials" where they claim to do all those "amazing," things. Come on, if the product was so wonderful, the manufactures would not be hawking it at $19.99.

What about those food ads? I have see a Big Mac, Jack in the Box Burger and many other food items that DO NOT look like that when they serve it to me.


What big mac advertises




Now what they "really" serve

I Don't Give A Bleep About- Men with Purses

Can someone explain to me what a man bag is? I had a friend the other day whose purse was WAY bigger than mine. Dang, he had all of Washington D.C . in there. Let me tell you there is no way a man can walk macho, with this bag slung low over their shoulder. Their is even a site called, "mister bag," where the man can choose, which wonderful purse he can accessorize with.

Okay, like I would ask the queen, "what do you have in there?" Men (I am saying REAL MEN) carry a wallet. I know I am pretty open minded, hail, I am plenty open minded, but come on people!!

Unless it is depends, what can you possibly have in there? Well, my friend from D.C. had his toiletries, Kleenex, comb (for his comb over), manicure set, wallet, book, (yes he had a book..lol ),eyeglasses, an a lighter (he doesn't even smoke).

Below are some "man bags" I found at the site above. Would you men carry this? Ladies, would you walk next to your man with these bags?

Enough is Enough

Cat Crosses the Line with a Chihuahua | Funny Jokes at JibJab

I Don't Give a Bleep About- wedding rings

Don't get me wrong, I have been married and I love to wear a wedding ring as a sign of commitment to my partner and marriage....BUT....why does it TAKE so long to get rid of that DARN IMPRINT in your left finger when you get a divorce??

Dang, It has been 5 years now since I have been "officially" divorced and recently JUST stop seeing the imprint on my finger. It is like some bad HAIR RINSE....you know you buy it for temporary use but it ends up staining your scalp for months. wait...bad comparison...lol!

Now, then there is the cost. If it is a symbol of "love" why do some women have their "intended" spouse take out a loan to pay for the ring. If it is something you can't budget, then maybe you need a "smaller' commemoration of your love.

My ring (remember the one I said left that imprint for 5 years) cost little over $100.00. I got it on sale at J.C. Penny. You probably needed a microscope to see the diamond. Hey, but I was married for 23 years, so I don't think the cost of the "ring" was ever the issue.

Why don't men like to wear rings? My ex husband did (at least when I saw it on his hand) ...you know how that story can goes. I hear everything from it itches, I don't want to lose it...and yada yada.

Then why does society "expect" a woman to wear a ring if she is married. Isn't that double standards?


Oh Check out these really Weird wedding rings..how odd!

CONGRATULATIONS TO PRESIDENT OBAMA

I want to take this time to congratulate our new President elect-Barack Obama.

Obama won by appealing to a deep yearning for national reconciliation and unity that spans partisan divides. From the moment he captured national attention with a stirring speech at the 2004 Democratic National Convention to the last day of this campaign, he reminded us that amid our often-contentious diversity, we are one nation joined in a common mission.

I Don't Give A Bleep About-Racist Attitudes

Here it was Tuesday, November 4th and the greatest event in the nation took place. We as a nation put the word "UNITED" back into the word, "UNITED STATES OF AMERICA" and some racist A-hole had to blow my natural high.

I went to work the next day, and someone was asking me, "Why was Jesse Jackson crying?" Okay, I should of knew from the question she was not going to understand the answer. I simply told her that ,"he was crying because never would he have thought in his lifetime would he see a person of color become the President of the United States." Then she said, well Obama wasn't black, that is why he won. ( I will spare you the derogatory words I used to answer this ignoramous).

So I asked her HOW BLACK DOES HE HAVE TO BE TO BE BLACK? Was it a shade? Was it he needed MORE AFRICAN MIXTURE from his father and that side of his family? Did he have to live in Kenya for many years to be considered a black man?

Everytime this man travels (from a visual viewpoint) he is seen as a "black man." I looked at Obama and I didn't mistake him for white. She said,"he's bi-racial" that does not count.
I am quite sure, "BARRY" Obama had to deal with this issue ALL his life. (hence him calling himself BARRY).

I get so tired of people who (since Obama's election ) have been making excuses as to why he won. GET OVER IT!! He won and the country has now started that path on healing. We didn't get our 400 acres and a mule, but we did get a white house.