I Don't Give A Bleep About - Bailouts For Large Companies

Okay, you already know where I am going with this. I could care less about these whiny folks complaining about their companies losing money. Where the hell is my bail out? Hail, I need money too? I am in College and it seems like my College might even be closing, due to funds drying up. (I can't understand that mess either).

I am more then a little pissed off about the bailout last year of AIG, for the billion dollar bail out they received (I guess all that partying they did in Vegas and other places were expensive huh?)..

Then American Express Company (shortly afterward) was approved to become a bank holding company. This helped them to gain access to nearly a portion of the$700 billion dollars in federal funds,being pumped in financial firms.

So, why are we, the taxpayers, having to subsidize companies who don't know how to handle their finances? So I am more then thrilled to hear that our new PREZ OBAMA, has vowed to clamp down on the, "lavish lifestyle" of these bigwigs. Shit, I wish my company would give me more then $500,000 dollars a year in bonuses.

Hell, if I get a .25cents raise, I think I would be lucky. I am just glad I have a "piece" of job to go too. I mean these dudes/Dudettes retire with these enormous severance packages.

Meanwhile, folks in the "real working sector," have to fight unemployment just to get a check from the company that laid us off.

According to the Washington Post, "The Bush administration overpaid tens of billions of dollars for stocks and other assets in its massive bailout last year of Wall Street banks and financial institutions, a new study by a government watchdog says".

The Congressional Oversight Panel, in a report released Friday, said last year's overpayment amounted to a taxpayer-financed $78 billion subsidy of the firms.

IDON'TGIVEABLEEP wants HER MONEY BACK!! YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT! DAMNIT! I want what GEORGE JEFFERSON GOT, "A PIECE OF THE PIE."

THAT BACK THIS "ROTTEN CHEESE" you gave me MR. GOVERNMENT!!

Aphrodiasiac Food Quiz

You ever eat popcorn and it gets you in the "mood for love?" HAIL ME NEITHER..lol I came upon a site that has a cool Food Quiz so I thought I would share it with you. Delish.com has this quiz that tests your knowledge of seductive foods.


APHRODIASIAC FOOD QUIZ HERE

I guess that is the reason I have NO MAN...I SUCKED at this test. I got 4 answers out of ten questions. They advised me to open up my fridge..

What they NEED to do is to send a MAN over so I can PRACTICE to know what foods turn them on.

What foods do you think turn your mate (or significant other) on?

I Don't Give A Bleep About -Tax Time

I have been trying to prepare my taxes for over 3 hours now...arggh! Okay for a low income person, I have a lot of high stress. It took me forever to access Turbo Tax online. Remember when folks would wait to file (even if they had a return?). I guess this year no one is waiting. So when I finally got in, the system crashed on me 9 times.

This is, the Free Edition. I don't know how it is Free and I have to pay for it with my refund. I also have to pay for State (even though the online copy states that it is included free when you file Federal). Well, at least I "get" a refund , so not complaining.

Of course "sorry California" is running out of money and wants to give me an I O U. Well, how about if if I owed them, that I write one and we call it even. I bet the GOVERNATOR would be down for that- NOT! Starting today, they are sending out IOU's.

I mean what are we paying Taxes for...the ROADS SUCK, THE EDUCATIONAL SYSTEM SUCKS, CALIFORNIA WATER SYSTEM SUCKS (the big one), ....Everything that I am taxed on is not worth the penny I am investing in it.

How about instead of TAXING MY ASS...you (the government) would of provided a means so my house would not have gone in foreclosure, that I would not have had to lose my home and go through pure hell 3 years ago. Oh wait! Maybe the Government doesn't give a BLEEP about its constituents....

I think I am right.

Not everyone can fit in that

I know in some parts of the country that spring is not even a thought, much less summer. However, I thought I would advise folks early. Please, don't try to squeeze your size 25 body into a size 12 bathing suit.

Last year, I almost fried my corneas, with the visions of beachwear that I saw. I know your sister or your mom told you that it was okay to wear that itsy, bitzy, polka-dot bikini, but trust me- THEY LIED.

I have many friends that are in denial. I on the 0ther hand know that "denial" is NOT a river in Africa. The fact is my stomach (s) will never let me see myself in a two piece. I actually am alright with that. Over the years I have learned to love my belly. I mean it actually comes in handy sometimes. I rub it, I pat it, I can sit my plate on it. My belly is my friend.

Would I like to lose weight? Sure, however in the process of trying to do so, I don't stuff myself into tight clothes. I hate tight clothing. First off it can cut off your circulation and of course the biggest reason (as previously mentioned), it is not cute!

So while some folks thaw out and dream of that wonderful sun in the fun time, remember that the mirror does not lie-wear clothing fits

Wrap it Up Folks!

Condom Styles

	Thin condoms (Super Sensitive Condoms) "Follow me to the land of Feelgood"			Strong Condoms (Extra Strength Condoms) "Let's go soldier we're headed for security"
	Textured Condoms (textured condoms, studded condoms, ribbed condoms) "Hop on your Harley, we’re headed for Traction Town"			Polyurethane Condoms (non-latex) "Fly with me, we're Latex free"
	Large Condoms "Follow me to the land of the giants"			Small Condoms (snug fit condoms) "Come with me to a land that's tailor made"
	Non lubricated Condoms "Come follow me to the land that's lube free"			Flavored Condoms "Follow me down to Hummer Town"
	Colored Condoms "Let's depart on a colorful voyage"			Condom Assortments and Refills
	Custom Condoms "Design your own brand"

I think I am interested in the DEEP DIVER....I mean WHO came up with this stuff.

What happened to SARAN WRAP or a ZIPLOCK BAG!!

I Dont Give A Bleep If you Don't Like Our New President

Pluzeeez!...why Lord, WHY did some A-hole had to piss me off today and say, "I don't like the New President." I don't Giveasheet! Tell it to someone who cares. The man has even had a chance to pee in the toilet and already you got folks making asinine comments. Okay, so when I asked my co-worker what she didn't like about him she says, "first off I don't like his name." WTF? his name? If his name was, "Henry Kissinger," would that have made it better.

She better be glad we didn't have someone of Asian descent elected, I guess then what? she would boycott all Chinese restaurants.

Look people, (as I have written before), here we might have a shot at retirement money or having our stock actually be profitable. Is it too much to ask that we all pull together and be supportive of someone who wants to change our current system?

I see a long haul for our great Nation and I for one am going to stand by the President and his cabinet and keep them in my prayers.


as for BUSH and DA GANG...


I think the PICTURE BELOW SUMS IT UP BEST!

New Blogs I Like

Okay I had some time today and decided to peruse the wonderful world wide web, aka- Cyberspace. I found some really interesting blogs out there. Not all humorous or comedy. I actually have and ecclectic choice when it comes to reading manners. So if you like my blog...check out some of these as well.

• Scott's tip of the day( Scottstipoftheday) is actually a good read. He visited my blog an asked me in turn to check his out. I really enjoyed it. He, like I, states his opinon on a variety of matters. I don't know if anyone actually takes Scott's tips to heart, but HEY, the dude does make some sense in some of his suggestions. (and yes Scott is right Homeless folks sometimes do smell- well- its' just a fact)
  
• The Angry Clown-(Angryclown). I like dude, I mean he is lewd and crude, but HEY we all have our good side..lol He is very straightforward with his commentary, so if you get easily offended, then HEY....just move on to the next post. You know I don't give a bleep if you check any of these folks out..hell I like them.
• The Flint Skinny Blog -the flint skinny- I must admit I do like blogs that are unconventional. When I was younger I was so radical. I use to make pizza without sauce (using hoagie rolls) and actually convinced people it was the sauce that had us brainwashed into thinking pizza was good. So this blog sorta runs the gamut of strange or weird humor-whatever- the posts Idon't like I simply skip over..
• Regina Family Seasons- (reginafamilyseasons)- Okay, you guys caught me. This isn't a new blog I recently started reading but I love it so much I have to include it in at least ONE post a month..SWEET, SEXY, COOL! (sounds like a singing group huh)..but Regina got that Down home sweetness..the fact she is a transplant like me from NEW YORK makes a her a super cool chick. Her blog is honest and makes you feel good reading it....SO CHECK IT OUT.....YOU BETTER!
• The Angry Jew- (theangryjew)- What is up with all these angry folks..good gracious..lol Well, if you what a wide view on politics and you were a fan of the old dude at the end of 60 minutes, then you will love this guy.

So those were some of the most recent ones I visited and liked...I will be back. I think since folks like awards. I don't give a bleep will create and award for blogs who really post what they feel and dont give a bleep what others think about what they right..


YEAH...hmmm...I think I will call it the IDONTGIVEABLEEP AWARD...that's only cause I am so original...