Thursday, September 25, 2008

I Don't Give A Bleep About-Granny Panties

Yeah, I am back at it again. Why in the world did my sister send me underwear (I mean out of the blue) and they were...(shuddering over here..) GRANNY PANTIES!!..yes, these suckers were under my chin they were so huge.

Now I am not into the little thongs (I don't think my anal cavity needs flossing) or the underwear that you might as well be nude, but yeah I am over 40, but GRANNY PANTIES??

Those suckers can block out the sun.

Tuesday, September 23, 2008

I Don't Give a Bleep About- Chewing Gum

Okay, you might say what is she talking or in my case writing about now. I am just so tired of all these variety of gum choices I have to deal with. I remember back in the day when I had a choice of either Wrigleys Spearmint or Wrigleys Peppermint. I had a choice of either Bazooka Gum or Tops Bubble Gum (remember the one with the sports cards in the pack).

Now I go through the check out counter and I am spend 5 minutes just trying to decide if I want the one with the aspartame or the one with the sorbitol (I mean which one will kill me sooner). Then I have the chocolate gum, the cinnamon gum, the peppermint with the chocolate flakes, the banana gum, the orange gum, the gum that you can substitute for breakfast, the gum that will clean my teeth (so I don't have to brush them), the list goes on and on.

Meanwhile the poor cashier is standing there probably saying, "what the heck is this lady doing?" "good grief Charlie Brown."

My favorite gum of ALL time I can't even find anymore. This is the little "chicklets." God, remember Chicklets? They were so small and fun. You could put a whole lot in your mouth an make this big wad of gum.

Yeah, sometimes more is not always best.

How to ruin a picture

I found this during my internet romp and would say this is surely a way to ruin a fun vacation picture.

Ruined Picture

Now I would blame my friend (and I choose that word loosely) for not telling me to wait before I pose or something.

Monday, September 22, 2008

I Don't Give a Bleep About- Politics

I am so sick of politics. I was so happy to see "dancing with the stars" and "heroes" premeire tonight. I can honestly say, "I don't give a bleep about Palin," " I don't give a bleep about O'bama'", " I don't give a bleep about Biden," "I don't give a bleep about McCain," and I "really don't give a bleep about people who are using advertising to promote controversial commercials."

So you see why I was so greatful for the new "fall" season shows to kick in. Thank God, they paid those screenwriters.