Tuesday, June 23, 2009

I don't give a bleep about fitness centers

These places drain your money and soul. Okay, they know we want to lose weight, wheter for health reasons, dating or just so our boobs don't hang to the ground-so what do they do offer these great promotions and then get us with the hidden fees.

"No long-term contract. No excuses. Our new easy monthly payment plans help you get the body you want with the convenience you deserve. Commit to yourself, not a contract" (courtesy of bally total fitness)

Now for many of us who like me fell for the NO LONG TERM CONTRACT and EASY MONTHLY PAYMENTS now realize we have made this deal with the devil. They know my butt ain't getting up EVERYDAY to excercise. They also know they have my credit card (much like Netflix). I get to the gym (doesn't matter what time) always crowded, I can't get to my favorite treadmill, yada yada.

Fitness Center Pictures, Images and Photos

I had decided to forget about the excercise centers and just WALK. It is FREE and I can do it anytime I want. I don't have to wait for Ramon to get his sweaty balls off the stepper.

...why don't folks WIPE down the equipment. The towel should NOT be a decoration around your neck.

...So no more MONEY to these fitness centers. I am going to walk, eat more healthy, and pick my drooping breasts up off the ground and just be the sexy person I know I am!

I don't give a bleep about bad drivers

What is wrong with folks? Did they get their driving license out of a cereal box? People you cannot, let me repeat, cannot stop your vehicle on a "FREEWAY!"...hello? anyone home?

So today I am on my way to an appointment. I am in the middle lane, because I get away from the fast folks (fast lane) and don't have to curse out the slow folks (slow lane). I am just driving along when suddenly this gentleman in front of me stops his vehicle...Yup just stopped like he was on crack or something. I quickly had to jump over in the next lane because I saw the crash coming.

Sadly the fool that was "tailgating" me for over a mile ran into him. Luckily no injuries. I pulled over on the shoulder and watched, because if the guy behind me needed a witness I would happily volunteer. So folks swerving like crazy, then here come CHP (CHIPS) with sirens blazing.

It seems the man in front of me was "texting" and lost concentration and instead of accelerating, put his foot on the brakes. WHAT? texting. Texting is the devils device, I am convinced. (wait that is my next rant for my next post).

Okay, no one seems to even be looking my way (by then they started setting up roadblocks) ambulance is called, (I guess this is a common thing when there is a collision). So I decided to just be on my way to my appointment.

I am so sick of inconsiderate drivers, the ones the cut you off, drag race through the neighborhood, don't use their blinkers (turn signals), run stop signs and BOY OH BOY can I go on.

sigh...well if this is the most excitement I have for today, I will be okay.

Thursday, June 18, 2009

I don't give a bleep-about folks who pick their nose

I am laughing because I remember the Seinfield episode where the whole show was about someone who "wasn't" picking their nose, but folks thought they were. Okay, there is a way people to DO this without the DIG EM out approach. (you know the folks I am talking about).

Nose-picking is an extremely common habit, with some surveys indicating that it is almost universal, with people picking their nose an average of about four times a day.

In The Lion King 1½, there is a scene in which Pumbaa exits the cinema to get some snacks. While he is gone, Timon starts picking his nose humming It's a Small World. Pumbaa then comes back and Timon quickly wipes the evidence on a chair. Pumbaa asks "Were you just picking your nose?" to which Timon replies "No, I had an itch on the inside.

So as you see this is quite common. I mean the nose is the largest orifice on our face. (well mine is anywa- danggone genes).
Then we have the double threat. The ones who pick their nose and then commence to pulling their undewear out their crevice. I mean isn't their a discreet way to do this.
We have someone here at work who constantly picks her nose. It is annoying. She will be in your face talking to you and digging away. Why? I have no clue. I mean if you must do it-get a kleenix and then "discreetly", keep in mind I said "discreetly" put the tissue in the offending orifice. (then digg away).

Tuesday, June 16, 2009

I don't give a bleep about Bad Kids

Wow, what is with these parents who let their kids run amuck in the grocery stores? Their were these two kids today who thought the aisles were skating rinks. They were racing shopping carts up and down the aisles. The parents just seemed to be oblivious to this.

I wanted to go over and smack the living bejesus out of them, but I restrained myself.

Thursday, June 4, 2009

What is so funny

I should of did this picture for "Wordless Wednesday." I wonder what this Kitty is thinking. Probably just ate a whole family of mice an cracking up or trying to not regurgitate them.

I don't give a bleep about- Sex Aid Commericals

What is wrong with folks? Every time I turn on the television they have these commericals showing folks how to have "pleasurable" sex with these new "products."

Oh and now they got the ExtenZE Penis Enlargement commerical on the cartoon network? Huh? What is wrong with these advertisers? Don't they have children? Is it all about money?

and then we have to deal with that damn BOB? Now you know (well most men know) if they have a hard on for 24 hours that would NOT be pleasurable. More then likely they would seek medical help. But not BOB. Bob would smile if he was burnt with the coffee he was holding.

I hate this commerical. It is so stupid.

I don't give a bleep about- Eyebrow Threading

Eye brow threading? What is it you ask? Well I can tell you that is some painful mess! I have heard some folks get it and they didn't even know the person had finished. Well what happens? I get it and I was in a world of hurt.
Eyebrow threading is a depilation technique which originated in India, although it is also widely practiced in the Middle East. Salons in America offer the service to to American women.Threading can be used to remove other facial and body hair as well.

I can just imagine a hairy face women requesting this procedure. I am sure it would take a lot of thread. I hate doing my hairbrows period, but it is do them or look like grizzly Adams sister. (and that ain't happening)

The chick that did my brows did not look that menacing but honey-chile when she got to yanking the hairs out with that thread, dang, my tears couldn't even come I just cried inside.

This is what I felt like doing

In The Hospital

Sick Children\'s hospital, Toronto Pictures, Images and Photos

It has been quite some time since I have ventured on this blog. I have been in the hospital and have had other medical things dealing with. I pondered long and hard wether I should just let this go, because writing and having difficulty breathing do not go hand in hand.

I thank many of you that have supported me since the inception of this blog.

I can't promise my subcribers I will write every "DAY," but I will now be able to write more frequently.