Friday, February 22, 2008

I Don't Give a Bleep About-lady who wants to stay in Firetruck

What is up with the crazy lady in Merrimack, who climbs into the local firetruck after her car breaks down. Then she doesn't want to leave. What?? Maybe she has this fetish for the smell of firetrucks or maybe she wanted to be their mascot. Either way she got arrested.

Source: Ap News

I Don't Give a Bleep About-Mrs Butterworth

Why am I on a rant on poor Mrs Butterworth. I mean all she does is sit on our table and look pretty. She ain't got a bad shape either for an old lady. I know originally she was created some 40 years ago because it was a great advertising opportunity to appeal to young kids. I mean everyone loves Grandma.

I want to feel though that many old men got off on wiping that syrup off of Mrs B. Yeah, I remember when Mrs Butterworth was glass and she was competing against Aunt Jemina. Both were this matronly figures trying to see who had bigger hips to carry their liquids.

I am sorry Mrs Butterworth, I can't ditch Aunt Jemina for you. I mean come on, It is Aunt Jemina. Who doesn't love Aunt Jemina? Yeah, you thick and rich but by the time Mrs butterworth comes out, my pancake is cold.

Tuesday, February 19, 2008

I Dont Give A Bleep About Hilary

This video says it all. Too funny

I Don't Give a Bleep About-ButterPopcorn

What is the big deal with all that artificial, cholestral, heart attack butter they put on Movie Popcorn. I mean why not just use "real" butter and kill us already? I went to the movies the other day and I swear folks don't know the term, "just a little."

I asked for a "little butter" on my popcorn. I swear the little pre teen just let the faucet open and just drowned every kernel. Then it was salty too. Yuck! I had to just take the whole dang Scott towel roll to sop the oil up. It was leaking on the way to the seat.

Yup, I will be the first one to sign the OUTLAW FAKE butter at the theaters. Better yet, why don't they just let me bring my own bag of Orville Redenbacker.

I don't Give a Bleep About-Super Delegates

Okay, what or who the hail are Super Delegates? Can they fly? Why should anyone care about them anyway?

Superdelegate is an informal term used for some of the delegates to the Democratic National Convention. Superdelegates are usually seated automatically. It is because they are current or former elected officeholders and party officials.

The 2008 Democratic National Convention will have approximately 796 superdelegates (this number tends to flucuate). Superdelegates are generally chosen without regard to their preferences in the presidential race and are not obligated to support the candidate chosen by the voters. There have been repeated calls to eliminate the superdelegates from the nomination process to more accurately reflect the popular vote, including an online petition.

I feel that they are indeed a waste of time. There is no way the vote is accurate with these folks in there.

Source: wiki