Saturday, February 28, 2009

Idon'tgiveableep about infomercials


There you are can't sleep so you turn on the televison and bam!...there is an infomercial about male enhancement drugs.You turn the channel and there is another commerical about some sharp knives that can cut through your car.

If you want to get your stuff seen wouldn't you air it during regular programing time?

If I see one more SNUGGY commerical I am gonna scream. Why would a grown ass man wear a blanket with arms?

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And check out this one. Here is Mighty Putty, as opposed to silly putty. This putty can hold any weight, perhaps even your car. I have learned to watch DVD's instead of television for my insomnia.

Mighty Putty Pictures, Images and Photos

What in DA BLEEP?

Folks Please stop mistreating your animals

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Friday, February 27, 2009

People Who Steal Your Parking Space

Yeah, I am on this rant tonight. I pull up to K-Mart parking lot, circle around for about 20 minutes in the rain and then here comes someone pulling out. So I wait patiently until that person starts backing up and BAM!...this man comes from the damn opposite side of the parking entrance and grabs the spot.

See, I was calm, I mean I didn't hurt him, but what I DID DO was park sideways behind him. Yeah, I don't think that person will be doing that AGAIN. They had to page me in K-Mart when he was ready to leave.

Saturday, February 7, 2009

I Don't Give A Bleep About -Folks with Bad Teeth




I am single, so that means I am dating, (well, not right now, but I use to). My point is, in the dating world one of my biggest pet peeves are people who want to talk to you with ROTTEN TEETH.

I would rather talk to a dude with DENTURES then to talk to one that has rotten teeth. I mean how is that attractive?

I think guys feel women over 40 are so desperate that we will date ANYTHING!!..NOT!
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I Don't Give A Bleep About - Bailouts For Large Companies

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Okay, you already know where I am going with this. I could care less about these whiny folks complaining about their companies losing money. Where the hell is my bail out? Hail, I need money too? I am in College and it seems like my College might even be closing, due to funds drying up. (I can't understand that mess either).

I am more then a little pissed off about the bailout last year of AIG, for the billion dollar bail out they received (I guess all that partying they did in Vegas and other places were expensive huh?)..

Then American Express Company (shortly afterward) was approved to become a bank holding company. This helped them to gain access to nearly a portion of the$700 billion dollars in federal funds,being pumped in financial firms.

So, why are we, the taxpayers, having to subsidize companies who don't know how to handle their finances? So I am more then thrilled to hear that our new PREZ OBAMA, has vowed to clamp down on the, "lavish lifestyle" of these bigwigs. Shit, I wish my company would give me more then $500,000 dollars a year in bonuses.

Hell, if I get a .25cents raise, I think I would be lucky. I am just glad I have a "piece" of job to go too. I mean these dudes/Dudettes retire with these enormous severance packages.

Meanwhile, folks in the "real working sector," have to fight unemployment just to get a check from the company that laid us off.

According to the Washington Post, "The Bush administration overpaid tens of billions of dollars for stocks and other assets in its massive bailout last year of Wall Street banks and financial institutions, a new study by a government watchdog says".

The Congressional Oversight Panel, in a report released Friday, said last year's overpayment amounted to a taxpayer-financed $78 billion subsidy of the firms.

IDON'TGIVEABLEEP wants HER MONEY BACK!! YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT! DAMNIT! I want what GEORGE JEFFERSON GOT, "A PIECE OF THE PIE."

THAT BACK THIS "ROTTEN CHEESE" you gave me MR. GOVERNMENT!!

Aphrodiasiac Food Quiz

You ever eat popcorn and it gets you in the "mood for love?" HAIL ME NEITHER..lol I came upon a site that has a cool Food Quiz so I thought I would share it with you. Delish.com has this quiz that tests your knowledge of seductive foods.


APHRODIASIAC FOOD QUIZ HERE

I guess that is the reason I have NO MAN...I SUCKED at this test. I got 4 answers out of ten questions. They advised me to open up my fridge..

What they NEED to do is to send a MAN over so I can PRACTICE to know what foods turn them on.

What foods do you think turn your mate (or significant other) on?

Monday, February 2, 2009

I Don't Give A Bleep About -Tax Time


I have been trying to prepare my taxes for over 3 hours now...arggh! Okay for a low income person, I have a lot of high stress. It took me forever to access Turbo Tax online. Remember when folks would wait to file (even if they had a return?). I guess this year no one is waiting. So when I finally got in, the system crashed on me 9 times.

This is, the Free Edition. I don't know how it is Free and I have to pay for it with my refund. I also have to pay for State (even though the online copy states that it is included free when you file Federal). Well, at least I "get" a refund , so not complaining.

Of course "sorry California" is running out of money and wants to give me an I O U. Well, how about if if I owed them, that I write one and we call it even. I bet the GOVERNATOR would be down for that- NOT! Starting today, they are sending out IOU's.

I mean what are we paying Taxes for...the ROADS SUCK, THE EDUCATIONAL SYSTEM SUCKS, CALIFORNIA WATER SYSTEM SUCKS (the big one), ....Everything that I am taxed on is not worth the penny I am investing in it.

How about instead of TAXING MY ASS...you (the government) would of provided a means so my house would not have gone in foreclosure, that I would not have had to lose my home and go through pure hell 3 years ago. Oh wait! Maybe the Government doesn't give a BLEEP about its constituents....

I think I am right.

Sunday, February 1, 2009

Not everyone can fit in that



I know in some parts of the country that spring is not even a thought, much less summer. However, I thought I would advise folks early. Please, don't try to squeeze your size 25 body into a size 12 bathing suit.

Last year, I almost fried my corneas, with the visions of beachwear that I saw. I know your sister or your mom told you that it was okay to wear that itsy, bitzy, polka-dot bikini, but trust me- THEY LIED.



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I have many friends that are in denial. I on the 0ther hand know that "denial" is NOT a river in Africa. The fact is my stomach (s) will never let me see myself in a two piece. I actually am alright with that. Over the years I have learned to love my belly. I mean it actually comes in handy sometimes. I rub it, I pat it, I can sit my plate on it. My belly is my friend.







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Would I like to lose weight? Sure, however in the process of trying to do so, I don't stuff myself into tight clothes. I hate tight clothing. First off it can cut off your circulation and of course the biggest reason (as previously mentioned), it is not cute!

So while some folks thaw out and dream of that wonderful sun in the fun time, remember that the mirror does not lie-wear clothing fits