Wednesday, July 1, 2009

I don''t give a bleep about rude people on cell phones

Currently I don't have a computer at home. This means I have to do these posts at the library. There is this big sign that says, " Please be courteous and turn your cell phones off." So what happened today, this lady sitting next to me decides this was a truck stop or something. Not only was she on her cell phone, she was loud, using profanity and eating.

I guess if you are going to break the rules, you should go all the way. I tolerated her for about 10 minutes before I -politely- asked her to please lower her voice. Did you notice I did not ask her to get off the phone, stop eating or stop cursing. Simply to lower her voice.

Of course "homechick" had to act stupid. She got louder, rolled her eyes, and continued her behaviour. I then had to go to the librarian and state my complaint. Long and short of this story, the lady was asked to leave. I found out I was not the only one who complained.

I mean at what point did you not realize you were in a library, that there were young kids there and you were making a fool of yourself.

A similar situation happened when I was at the movie theater. A person on their cell phone, telling the entire movie to a friend. I didn't say anything to this person, but someone else in the theater did. Wow, that was more exciting (the exchange) then the movie.

There was a law passed and you are NOT (in some states) suppose to be talking on your cell phone while driving -texting as well. This is so inconsiderate as well as dangerous. I can go on and on, but I suppose someone will add more observations about bad Cell phone etiquette.


~Static~ said...

Yes, goddamn cellphone tards!

Oh, I've got a few observations alright.

I woulda grabbed that bitch by her weave and swung her around like a pillow case full of door knobs.

Connecticut has already made it illegal to use a phone while driving. Since a recent trolley accident in Boston, that caused SEVERAL million dollars in damage, I can't wait for Rhode Island and Massachusetts to ban cellphone use while operating a motor vehicle as well.

Why stop there? Any use of a cellphone in public that is intrusive or obstructive to others conducting their business, or slows/halts/ruins other people's shopping experience should be banned as well.

The other day I was at the DMV giving notice of my new address, and the guy in front of me in line gets on his fucking cellphone..blatantly disregarding the huge sign in front of everyone's faces that cellphone use is PROHIBITED!

After 5.3 seconds of listening to his 'hi, what are you doing?' shit, I ripped the phone from his hands and shoved it down his throat..I then proceeded to body slam the sonuvabitch and then I stomped on his throat crushing said cellphone and his larynx so the last thing the person on the other end heard was a loud thud and his choking.

Of course I was met with applause and cheering, after 8 hours of anger management classes I am a punch in the throat.


2sweetnsaxy said...

Some people are just rude. I don't care for those people who stand behind you in line on the phone talking all in your ear. Back the heck up and get out of my ear dadgumit!

~Static~ said...

Well, have I got more to add...

Friday on my way home from work, some tard behind me yacking on his cellphone while he was driving.. missed the fact that traffic came to nearly a complete stop in front of him and he slammed right into me at 55-60 mph!

Idiot didn't even know HOW to DIAL 911..what the hell is wrong with people?

I'm a sue his ass so bad he's gonna have to sell his first-born, his wife, his kidneys - on the black market. His GREAT GRANDCHILDREN will still be payin' off his inflated debt.

Damn...lost all my teeth all fell out...holy shit, what's happenin' to me, man? WHAT'S

Tune in next week to Judge Judy when Joey Buttafucco sues a porn-star for offering sex in lieu of paying her autobody repair shop bill....

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