I Don't Give A Bleep About-Granny Panties

Yeah, I am back at it again. Why in the world did my sister send me underwear (I mean out of the blue) and they were...(shuddering over here..) GRANNY PANTIES!!..yes, these suckers were under my chin they were so huge.




Now I am not into the little thongs (I don't think my anal cavity needs flossing) or the underwear that you might as well be nude, but yeah I am over 40, but GRANNY PANTIES??

Those suckers can block out the sun.

I Don't Give a Bleep About- Chewing Gum

Okay, you might say what is she talking or in my case writing about now. I am just so tired of all these variety of gum choices I have to deal with. I remember back in the day when I had a choice of either Wrigleys Spearmint or Wrigleys Peppermint. I had a choice of either Bazooka Gum or Tops Bubble Gum (remember the one with the sports cards in the pack).

Now I go through the check out counter and I am spend 5 minutes just trying to decide if I want the one with the aspartame or the one with the sorbitol (I mean which one will kill me sooner). Then I have the chocolate gum, the cinnamon gum, the peppermint with the chocolate flakes, the banana gum, the orange gum, the gum that you can substitute for breakfast, the gum that will clean my teeth (so I don't have to brush them), the list goes on and on.

Meanwhile the poor cashier is standing there probably saying, "what the heck is this lady doing?" "good grief Charlie Brown."

My favorite gum of ALL time I can't even find anymore. This is the little "chicklets." God, remember Chicklets? They were so small and fun. You could put a whole lot in your mouth an make this big wad of gum.

Yeah, sometimes more is not always best.

How to ruin a picture

I found this during my internet romp and would say this is surely a way to ruin a fun vacation picture.



Now I would blame my friend (and I choose that word loosely) for not telling me to wait before I pose or something.

I Don't Give a Bleep About- Politics

I am so sick of politics. I was so happy to see "dancing with the stars" and "heroes" premeire tonight. I can honestly say, "I don't give a bleep about Palin," " I don't give a bleep about O'bama'", " I don't give a bleep about Biden," "I don't give a bleep about McCain," and I "really don't give a bleep about people who are using advertising to promote controversial commercials."

So you see why I was so greatful for the new "fall" season shows to kick in. Thank God, they paid those screenwriters.

I Don't Give a Bleep About the Stimulus Check

Okay by now most of you have received your stimulus checks in the mail. You know the money the government made a big deal about giving folks to supplement their income. Now, initially the money was to be used to help the economy. This means that it was suppose to be spent in the retail environment. YEAH RIGHT (lol)!

How many folks really used it for that? I so people using it for groceries, but mostly I saw folks putting it in their savings account or paying off a loan. How irresponsible. If the government said to buy the $500.00 dollar pair of Nikes, then by gummit, that is what you should of done.

I didn't get one, because I am a sad excuse for what poor folks look like. I did not make enough. But my RICH neighbor (the millionaire) gets one because he filed. What?

yeah...I can honestly say I don't give a bleep about the Stimulus Check.

I Don't Give a Bleep About Weaves

I feel this way if you bought it, it is yours. I guess I haven't written for awhile, so I should have this elaborate post about why I haven't been online. However, it basically is no one's business but mine. I really don't give a bleep about telling you guys, as I know you really don't give a bleep about the reason why.

Now, back to my weaves conversation. There are so many entertainers, and other folks in various businesses across the world who feel the need every once in a while to wear a hair piece. This means men and women. So why do folks get in a bunch when they are making love and the hairpiece comes off? I mean I'm just saying..

Is that a dating question that should be asked along with do you wear dentures? I feel if every man out there was to worrry about what was real or fake on a woman no one would date. Lets face it even if you paint your nails, isn't that fake? Doesn't it hide the cracks, wear and tear and sometimes fungus condition of the nails (both on hands an feet).

Technical isn't it.


HOW CAN YOU TELL?

Shout Out to Steven Humor

You guys got to check out his site. Steven Humor has it going on in the jokes and humor department. It is hilarious. I had to "pinch" his photo of some hotdog holders. OMG, talk about "burnt weenies." So if you want a good laugh a day, run over to this site (okay, walk we don't want any accidents) and check out Idontgiveableep's kind of humor,

I love my Weenie Burnt!.yum!