Okay, who is driving, Chiquita banana?
This poor man is a victim of the economy, he can't even afford to pay for a moving van
Wait, and they say, "Americans are Crazy"..er...
I have ridden the New York City Transportation System (known as the Subway)...they really do have some comfortable floors
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THis is just some wrong stuff. Why doesn't she put milk in that bottle for that hungry baby?
Tuesday, March 31, 2009
These are just some strange pictures
Wednesday, March 25, 2009
old drivers -get out the way
Lord forgive me, I know I am going to be old one day, but PULEEEZE get these old folks off the freeway. I was on my way to the store this morning and I almost got into and accident cause, "grandma" had her head way down in the car looking for something...(on the FREEWAY no less), and did not see me merging in her lane and I signaled like a three car length..I had to swerve over in the other lane or I might not be here today. I mean she was totally oblivious of the situation..and looked over at me and smiled...WTH?
Hmmm...come to think of it "Granny" might have been very competent. I feel that once you reach a certain age the DMV needs to do a yearly check see if they are still able to function on the road.
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Watery Wednesday
Wednesday, March 18, 2009
I Don't Give a Bleep About Artificial Sweetners
Why are there so many artificial sweetners...arrgh! I went to my favorite pancake house, "International House of Pancakes," and asked for a cup of cofee. My goodness she brings back this huge mug with about 10 different sweetners. Some I wasn't even aware of. I guess the latest thing is to have "cane sugar" as a sweetner. I don't know if I-Hop is competing with Starbucks but this as absolutely ridiculous.
You ever read the ingriedients on a unsweetened soda bottle label? I mean there are words in there that I can say much less spell. Why do the sugar free sodas always taste so darn sweet.
I see why I a saving calories. They trying to give me Cancer and kill my butt.
Thank God we are now starting to have consumers reject diet soda. Diet soda stands at the center of America’s passion for soft drinks.It seems however, that studies suggesting the toxic nature of its many sweeteners, lackluster advertising, and an increased health consciousness in the United States have done little to stop its growth. Even though some are opting for a more healthier beverage many of you out there still chug your, "diet pepsi" or "diet coke."
These damn advertisizers that are shoveling these commercials down our throat don't give a rat's behind about your health.
I tam telling you the only way to go is drinking a free drink called, "WATER!"
Tuesday, March 17, 2009
Watery Wednesday
Monday, March 16, 2009
I Don't Give A Bleep About New York Taxi Cabs
I am mad about these dang gone Taxi drivers in New York City that don't know where the Hell they are going. My sister just called me from New York and was telling me that she called a taxi to take her from long island to Brooklyn. Now if you are a New Yorker you know that there really is one true straight shot...but this dude must of thought she was a tourist and want to show her the whole damn city before he take her to Linden Blvd.
She told me she was screaming at him to turn here, turn there an he was just ignoring her. Then when he stopped the cab he wanted to charge her "rent money!" WTF? I lived in New York for over 17 years and even though some things have changed, a lot of things have not.
When he finally reached, she flew out the cab. The man was yelling,"you ain't paying," I am calling the cops. She flipped him off and told them him call them, because when they look at the meter they are not going to believe you picked me up in Brentwood. She said he kinda muttered something and then drove off.
Now they have this thing called, "Cash Cabs." It is a game show and you jump into a cab only to find out you are game show called, "Cash Cab." The host is this dude called, "Ben Bailey." Then the lights come on and scare the BeJeus outta yah. Now if I am in a hurry to get to work, don't be scaring me in your taxi. Then I pee pee myself and your show gotta cleaning bill..it is just too crazy.
Then their is this other crazy show, that use to come on HBO, "taxicab confessions." This is a show where folks want to just tell all their bidness. I think folks use taxi cabs as confessionals.
Wednesday, March 4, 2009
What is up with these weird bras?
I Don't Give a Bleep About-Customer Service Reps
How does that song start, "Where do I begin, to tell the story..." Customer Service Representatives, is this what happens when the GED system in America goes array. Don't get me wrong we have some wonderful people out there who have not only perfected the art of wonderful customer service but make you feel like you are getting a warm massage when you interact with them.
Sadly it is the "others" that make the good ones all but get lost in the sauce. I could (and I am sure others can as well) tell a million horror stories involving a customer service experience.
However, I found this YOUTUBE clip that describes it best for me.
This clip is from MadTV and although fictional in nature (but hellah funny), it doesn't fall from from the truth. How can you SCREW up a BURGER KING ORDER.....dang!