Sunday, November 9, 2008

I Don't Give a Bleep About Poor Sarah Palin

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Okay lets recap, here is what we know so far, Sarah Louise Heath Palin was born February 11, 1964. She is the governer of Alaska. Palin was a member of the Wasilla, Alaska City Council from 1992 to 2002. She has chaired the Alaska Oil an Gas Conservation Commission from 2003 to 2004.

However with all her successes in Alaska, the only thing the poor woman will be remembered for historically is that she ran as Vice-President (unsuccessfully) next to John McCain. ....oh wait, and here a couple MORE things that she might be remembered for

  • She hunts Moose, Deer and stuff
  • Her teen daughter got knocked up
  • She got kids named- Piper, Bristol, Trig, Willow and Trak
  • She can see Russia from her backyard
  • Voted "Miss Wasilla" in local beauty contest; eloped at 24
  • has a downs syndrome child
  • Did not know Africa was a Continent
  • Gave Tina Fey a high income
  • Gave SNL the highest ratings they ever had
  • Ran unsuccessfully as Vice President electee
  • She never asked for anything more than a "diet Pepsi" and somehow got clothes
  • didn't know the countries in North American Free Trade ( I wonder if she knew were trading)
  • Was involved in "troopergate"
So what made this woman such a phenomenon. I think it was because she stated she represented the "Average American Woman" and many of us KNOW AFRICA is a how AVERAGE WAS SHE?

Many of us woman are NOT sanctimonious about our teenage girls....STUFF HAPPENS...but to have your child marry someone that young because of what "THE PUBLIC" might think is crazy. I was an unwed mom, not teenage, but pretty young. I "almost" married my child's father, but I realized one key thing, I didn't love him. My mother not once, got involved in my decision making.

Sarah Palin caused a LOT of the media fluff around her, then blamed the same media for reporting HER OWN WORDS. Will she run in 2012...HEAVEN HELP US IF SHE DOES!


Lady Banana said...

Brilliantly correct :)

Anonymous said...

You liberals really are some ignorant, brainwashed fools.